The following is a letter released today by Lloyd Blankfein, the chairman of banking giant Goldman Sachs: Dear Investor: Up until now, Goldman Sachs has been silent on the subject of the protest movement known as Occupy Wall Street. That does not mean, however, that it has not been very much on our minds. As [...]
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A Letter by Goldman Sachs RE: Investing on Occupy Wall Street
Posted: 2011/10/31 in HumorTags: destabilization, Goldman Sachs, investment, Occupy Wall Street, sarcasm
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On the eighth day God created coffee. Decaffeinated coffee is the Devil’s blend. THE COFFEE PRAYER: Caffeine is my shepherd; I shall not doze. It maketh me to wake in green pastures: It leadeth me beyond the sleeping Sheeple masses. It restoreth my buzz: It leadeth me in the paths of waking consciousness so I [...]
Global Mental Health Hotline for Humanity
Posted: 2011/06/22 in HumorTags: depression, disorders, dysfunction, mental health, mind, personality
Hello, Thank you for calling the Global Mental Health Hotline for Humanity. Please pay attention to the following options: If you have obsessive compulsive disorder, press 1, repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personality syndrome, press 3, 4, 5, and 6. If you suffer [...]
