Archive for March, 2011

To my dear brother Mr. President Barack Obama,

I’ve bitchslapped Cameron and Sarcozy. Now, it is your turn.

You promised hope and change. Yes, a big part of that is quite idealistically naïve because your cabinet and pretty much the entire Congress are all bought and serve the Almighty Dollar. It takes maturity, heart, courage, honesty, wisdom and self-sacrifice to be a true leader.

You have the heaviest burden among the three of you. You have been given trust by those underrepresented and voiceless for so long. You made history and the Universe placed you there for that reason alone. Trust is a very fragile cloak. It doesn’t take much to tear it. Yours was woven with a very painful history. You had a dream, have you forgotten? Do not sell your dreams over measly illusions and Ego-based excuses. As a fellow ENFJ personality, at the core of your heart, I know how you deeply love your wife and children. You are good inside for if you weren’t, you would not have felt the same pain I felt when the innocent Libyan children and families were killed by Sarcozy’s childish tantrums and incompetent leadership. I also know how difficult it is to be in an establishment where snakes and crocodiles are always around you, and there are not many whom you can truly trust in this world because everyone worships their Ego and their illusions.

But YOU are the one at the helm of this WORLD POLICE. I’m not going to speak of some things you like to hide from the world of what you really are doing around here, but you know what I am talking about. You need to change that too. It’s nowhere near a “humanitarian motive” at all. It’s sheer dominance, control and imperialistic. You know it and I know it (so are the other people who are involved.)

TRAITORS ARE CAPTURED, EXECUTED and IMPRISONED

We have captured the 12 executives from Hongkong, who were in cahoots with your American big equity foundation executives, that instigated the entire rebellion in the Middle East. I’m sure deep within, you are pleased to know and that I am proud to report to you and the world that China executed 6 of them and 6 of them are in prison few days ago. We stopped their weapons delivery promise to the rebels to take over Libya’s oil. $50 billion on the table does speak loud and being able to buy $1000 Egyptian captains per head in Egypt and other places, will surely come a long way to take Pakistan and control the nuclear weapons. It was a hellish few weeks for all of us who guard this planet at the highest levels, for if this were to happen, India and Israel will go in all out nuclear war. Why shouldn’t they? These Radicals have nothing better to do that ruffle everyone’s feathers for the sake of causing havoc in all our hemispheres and they have been so advanced that they manage to fool the world viralled and nickname it “freedom” and “democracy”.

China will never sacrifice their honor. WE will not either. The media does not say much on how high the Chinese regard peace and good moral standing in politics. But those of us in the innermost circles know this very well. Now, I know these American traitors have bought both political parties and more in both your House of Representatives and Senate. They bought 3 horses so to speak. Are they riding well? ☺

But what would you say then to your children and the other children who look up to you if this World War III is to happen? Are you willing to destroy your relationships around the world over this nonsense? Does this really bring pride to your country that you force countries into submission to you? What message does this really teach our children? Isn’t it hypocritical to say something nicey-nice on TV with our smooth speeches and never live up to it? Why can’t we all just be real honest with one another?

THE TRUTH ABOUT THE “HUMAN RIGHTS”

About these “massacre” tragedy of thirty deaths that made you all feel Superheroes to intervene because it is your “moral duty”. Nice choice of recycled words. Let’s do a little math for you too. Shall I remind you of the hundreds of young men and women that died at your Capitol who protested against the War in Vietnam that your own police killed? Perhaps that is too close to home.

Let’s go further out and more recent. US/NATO in Afghanistan killed sixty four villagers on 20th February (locals said twenty were women, twenty nine were children and young adults, aged seven to twenty, and fifteen, men). You declared it as a “mistake”, not a “massacre”. On 1st of March , nine children, aged seven to fifteen were killed whilst collecting firewood, near a village in Kunar province, your Defense Secretary, Robert Gates described their annihilation as a ” … a setback.” The Washington Post (3rd March) described the childrens’ deaths as: “the latest irritant” between US/NATO., forces and the Afghan government. Killings of protesters in Iraq, by your representative forces, are met with silence. There was no call for a “no fly zone” as Israel decimated Gaza and mercilessly destroyed fourteen hundred lives, trapped in a tiny land, with no where to hide. Yet now, you are putting your friend Israel in harm’s way because you are letting Hillary’s Kindergarten Foreign Policy support the rebels in Egypt when we all know the Taliban has managed to put Egypt’s economy in a huge set up the last three years with all the suicide bombers thereby losing a lot of their income from tourism? Please don’t tell me that none of you considered the fact that you let any of these rebels take over Egypt and god forbid, Libya, we are all in big trouble in Europe, Mediterranean and Africa! Surely one of you know how to play chess?!! Are you really all this greedy? If you want to really intervene, then let us stop the rebels that are bought by the Radicals! This should be the better use of your firepower than allowing this woman use this as some platform for her political motives. This is not child’s play! There are real lives, nations, and GDPs involved.

This is not a NO FLY ZONE. It is a NO LIFE ZONE!!!!! This is MILITARY AGGRESSION Iraq and Afghanistan Part Deux multiplied by X. NO FLY ZONE was to ONLY protect the civilians. You are doing the opposite! I am waiting for the headcounts. But 1200+ CIVILIANS since this was illegally implemented was dead, and counting.

So you and your possé want to follow the Iraq model again? Ok, let’s rehash: Sell $millions in arms to always an attractive customer, then impose sanctions, freeze all assets (accounting for seized assets apparently not necessary) invade and grab the oil fields. Oops, I forgot, also demand all countries to embargo arms: “including supplies to mercenaries.”

THE TRUTH ABOUT LIBYA

Those of us who are in friendly relations with the Arab world and know their culture and mindset, can you truly expect us to sit and approve this “intervention”, where, according to the Human Development Index (HDI) (which measures life expectancy, health, literacy and well being), Gaddafi successfully manage to provide an “extensive” social services program, to which included a comprehensive pension system, compensation for sickness and work injury, maternity benefit, free medical care and education, with a “dramatic” improvement in literacy over two decades and the lowest infant mortality rate and highest life expectancy in Africa.

Libya’s HDI is the highest in Africa and rates 53rd over all (in context, Brazil 73rd).

Let’s call it spade for spade. Whilst Colonel Gaddafi’s treatment of opponents leaves plenty to be desired, Abu Ghraib, Bagram, Guantanamo, and secret torture renditions across the planet, the treatment of Julian Assange and the actual treatment of Bradley Manning. Let’s take another layer. The imposition of sanctions on Iraq in 1990, the subsequent bombings, George W, Bush’s declaration of a “Crusade” before Iraq’s invasion, the carpet bombing of Yugoslavia in 1999, the bombing, invasion and occupation of Afghanistan in 2001, the U.S., and U.K., have led twenty one, shameful, homicidal, infanticidal, blood soaked years against Muslim lands. These are hardly platforms from which to preach human rights, don’t you agree? Shall I go on, Mr. Nobel Peace Prize? As a human being and a global citizen, I must ask why with all your crimes against humanity, you seem to think you are immune to do whatever you desire? Is this the only way and method you know for progress? Sheer aggression?

Yeah, I think that is the only way to have dominance on this planet since your people seem to think Norway is the capital of New York. You need to slice a lot of your military budget and have decent education program if you truly love your people. Knowledge is power, but I guess you like to maintain Sheeple and dumb constituents. I don’t know. I never really liked Kool-Aid. I like real juice. But that’s just me.

We both know the Libyans do not need liberation. They’re doing just fine until all of you came along. Let me ask you this: If some people entered your country, bombed your house and killed both your daughters, what would you do? Yet, you all vilified Gaddafi when all he is doing is defending himself. Not only that. You forbade to defend himself. Has anyone mourned for his dead family, relatives and friends? Do any of you sleep well at night knowing you betrayed your own friends over money? Isn’t that immature and something an uneducated imbecile with no morals do? Surely, your family taught you some manners, right?

THE GUARDIANS OF PLANET EARTH

We, as Guardians of this planet who have been invisible and unappreciated for quite some time, we are not in our positions for glory for we have been groomed to serve humanity. We are the glorified servants of this world and not many people know that we toil the hardest and longest hours. We diligently work and have many sleepless nights so the rest of the world can sleep soundly at night. Our reward and only glory is our self-worth and self-respect. Dignity and good morals are what we uphold. Integrity, honesty, loyalty, compassion and respect is our most valuable currency of exchange. We are in our positions because we love and care for humanity, regardless of how Egos treat and vilify us. It is not power we crave, but balanced and stable relationships among humankind. We want a peaceful and harmonious world. It takes true humility, depth and noble character to be a real leader. It is not a path for the weak and the strong must always aspire such virtue. We do what must be done for we are

 happiest when we bring each situation into balance by reducing that which is too great, and adding to that which is too little. Real humble people are not prey to the many illusions that grow out of self-importance. It is true humility that is often rewarded just as valleys are filled by the erosion of great mountains. It is the way we fill the world’s empty cup. Weak character does not have this in their natural disposition, and thus must make a more conscious effort in removing their Egos in order for them to become part of the WHOLE.

Do you still remember why you ran for office? Do you still remember your promises? Do you still remember what you wrote in your books? Do you still remember what you told your grandmother? Will you be able to sleep, dear friend, knowing your silence would have fulfilled what the fanatics wanted since 9/11? Do we really want these deceptive people using religion to cloak their evil intents to usher Armageddon in order to have more members in their respective affiliations? I’m exhausted from all this primitive nonsense, aren’t you? I really want a birthday party next week and a few days off but this is stalling everything that I must do, like my own inauguration. You had yours. May I have mine now? You know, I’m a woman. I need my pampering and time to get ready. I’m very late for all my preparations. ☺

HILLARY CLINTON? SEND HER HOME!

Having Hillary to represent America to the world was a poor choice on many levels, we both know that. But I know why it had to be done. But YOU are the boss. YOU are the Chief Executive of your nation. Anyone who represents the CEO and its company should never be on board if all they do is represent their self-serving agenda. As a CEO, we must do what we must in order to do what is best, regardless of what everyone thinks. We must remove all weeds that choke the saplings and healthy plants in our garden. If not, the fruits of our labor will not flourish and be abundant. That is a timeless Natural Law of our planet. Surely, you know this from your vegetable garden in your backyard ☺ We always have to think of what is best for the entire group. Don’t continue to blemish your name by playing in these people’s mud. What happened in Saudi can be fixed. We will help you if you choose and do the right thing. Let us smoothen all relationships by rectifying all the wrongs. Only then we can build a stronger foundation. We do not need to air dirty laundry. It has never been in my nature to gossip and say something to merely destroy. I say something just to hold up a mirror for growth in one’s Soul.

FREE PERSONAL ADVICE

Apropos, on a personal note: I don’t like it that you both go to DRC under “diplomatic relations” and in her case, touting women’s rights when you’re all after is URANIUM! She does NOT represent me. I think it is appalling that you forbid everyone to do this and that with nuclear activities, yet you set up military shop there? We all know it is uranium (and other resources of course because DRC is the richest one) you are after. The same you used for the Hiroshima Bomb. So now, you want to use “diplomatic” muscle and using women’s rights as cover? That is kind of low, don’t you think? No. I don’t like that at all. It doesn’t look too good for your African-American constituents that you did that too. Hmmm…as I said, you have a lot of explaining to do to your people, Mr. President. I suggest you focus on the home front first.

Also, YOU do not have to listen to all the sell-outs, whose god is their Egos, making too many noises that are not good for your people. Let us all take the high road. Let us not destroy anymore, but build for the future of our children’s children. I will help you if you ask in humility and sincerity. I will find others who will help you too, my dear brother. I love your people too, even though they’ve hurt and betrayed me in so many occasions and levels. But in order to be great, we must be tolerant and accepting of all people’s flaws. Let us break down all the invisible walls of divisions and all differences. They are all worthless illusions we can never take when we cross the Other Side. Naked we came, naked we leave. Let us remember the most important in between, RELATIONSHIPS. Let us do what is best for humanity. TOGETHER, we can and we will bring hope and change. When you make this strong choice from here on out, you will not be alone. I will stand with you, unwavering.

WE ALL HAVE A PURPOSE, CALLING and DESTINY

Just like you, I have a Purpose, Calling and Destiny to fulfill. It is a very lonely journey to walk in the narrowest path of all. It is a very heavy mantle to be given our positions and thus, requires a huge amount of mental discipline. Not many can walk this path. This is how you separate the wheat from the chaff. We are at the highest levels for the Universe allowed and determined it to be so by all our Destinies. But it takes a wise person to accept the burden. A weak person will never dare to achieve greatness due to their self-imposed limitations they allowed to creep in their minds and being. They rarely capture their imagination and continue to believe it is impossible, when it is easy to reach if they seek it with all their hearts. Real leaders must always have the right attitude, the right motives and right priorities. When one’s heart is right, their vision is the clearest.

Personal integrity is practiced and honed behind closed doors where no one sees. What type of fruits do we want to grow from the seeds we plant in these innocent beautiful gifts that the Universe bestowed and entrusted us with? What virtues are you teaching them by your actions? What type of legacy do you wish to leave? Those who will remember us most are the ones closest, whom we allowed to witness our lives. They are the ones who matter most. All the illusions of this world will never replace unconditional love from those who freely give them like the children. We cannot teach the children that covering lies is a desired and a required skill to acquire in order to be successful in this world. No more masters and slaves. Let us leave that primitive conditioning and thinking behind. Let us be EQUALS. Let us bring peace and harmony now to our world. It is time to be ONE.

I must be true to my Calling that I embraced. I am not going to apologize to any Ego when we release the facts and report of what truly happened the last few weeks. Burn who needs to burn. A stern disciplinary action is needed. We do not want another Afghanistan and Iraq nor World War III.

ALL MUST BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE!

EVERYONE must be held accountable for these irresponsible acts and atrocities to humanity. WE ARE ONE. When one is in pain, the other feels. WE ARE ALL INTERCONNECTED and INTERDEPENDENT. In order for us to heal, we must face this chaos, pain and the calloused walls everyone built within them and in all societies. We must tear these walls of fear, pride and greed down. Now that I am seasoned and entrusted with this leadership position, I cannot and will not be silent. I cannot and refuse to lie and we must be honest to the world. I cannot allow any of you to pretend and lie to the world by using these Ego whores who are more than willing to sell their own Souls at any price. Life is precious. You cannot restore the dead with money. We cannot bring dishonor to each leadership offices and countries. Violence, which is based on Ego and weak character, must stop. It is time for humanity to grow up. Mature grown ups tackle the painful realities and they do something about it. To be a real human being is a matter of character. To be a real human being is a choice. To err is Ego, not human. When we choose what is best for humanity, the Divine will be more than happy to sprinkle forgiveness on us all to help us with each other’s broken hearts. The Celestials do not want more than anything but to see us become ONE and love one another with the sincerest of hearts.

It is not an accident that the Universe put you where you are. You have a choice to stand up and responsibly keep your promises to your nation and the world but most especially, as a husband to your wife, a father and role model to your children and most importantly, to yourself. My dear brother, your pen is a very powerful sword. It is not just for rhetorical purposes, but you have the power to yield justice for those innocent blood. Bring honor back to your office that all your predecessors have removed in decades. Bring honor to Alfred Nobel. We may not be many, but you got us few who do have invisible strings to assist any real tangible noble cause to better humanity, who will still love and accept you even if you fall for being true to your heart. It takes a real man to use wisdom and discernment. It takes real courage to stand up for yourself. But you are not alone.

THE TRUTH ABOUT GADDAFI, YOUR MOTIVES and THE MEDIA SPIN

Gaddafi loves you like a son. I love you as a brother. YOU know the truth. Gaddafi had to defend his sovereign right and his people. Why do we betray our brother who is doing the best he can for his people whom he has given protection, welfare and love in his own way? Why must others continue to impose their will on others because they are different? Is dominating the other a necessity? Why can we not do things correctly? Why must aggression towards another be used when all you can do is ask? We ought to help and build one another, not destroy. We have one planet. Surely, we can figure out how to provide to all with least amount of bloodshed. Military aggression should be the last resort. You only fire when you must defend. You with the biggest arms should have protected your friend and not listen to the greedy Bastards and the Warmongering whores. We, with Vladimir Putin asked Gaddafi to swallow everything that the three of you did at the United Nations. He has more shown more honor, strength and courage by keeping his word. There is not one single attack on the civilians by Gaddafi! Hello! ALL HIS PLANES are on the ground! We both know Sarcozy did most of that mess the last few days! I am not going to blow the whistle on you right now but you and I both know you are not a Saint in this when it comes to the American side! Why are you allowing Sarcozy to bomb the children’s hospitals, universities, villages and the Libyan people for no reason??!!!! The ONLY thing that is not being touched are the oil fields and the refineries. That alone should speak volumes to the world, yet the media chooses to make up stories and nonsense! You have all made a mockery of our World Constitution just like you did with Iraq. You were against Iraq. What now? You flip, flop, flip, flop, flop? Is this the NEW GAME in Washington? Geez, I really am working too much. I am way behind keeping up with the NONSENSE.

Why do we let the media and these sell out analysts drum up complete utter LIES based on all their selfish agendas? Why are we still hearing Gaddafi did this and did that when it is absolutely bogus! They can’t even edit their videos correctly. You can tell how much they have to stretch. There is not one real photo of what Gaddafi has done. Why are you crucifying the man who has welcomed you with open arms in his country, in his home and shook hands to extract the resources so that the world can happily drive their cars by providing 60% of diesel to the planet? Furthermore, you are in severe debt as it is. Do you really want to burden all your nations with this “get rich quick” scheme by Sarcozy? Let us be reasonable here, my dear brother. You cannot and should not cover Sarcozy’s sins anymore. He is up for re-election and so are you. It is not your responsibility to help him with his financial scandal in his home country. Let France deal with him. He got himself in that mess. There is a lot to be done within your country. You need to focus. Your people need you and your leadership. Be one.

NONE of you have any right to impose your form of government to another nation. You all have your own problems. Your form of “democracy” and governance is not superior than the other. But each problems and issues are interlinked and nothing new. Each have its own type of mindset and culture. The Libyans are not Americans, French or British. Let them be Libyans. Embrace their humanity. They have every right to be on this planet just as you are. Their blood is just as valuable as your people. The West will never understand the world of the Arabs if you keep forcing your own conditioned perspectives to it. I wish that we all learn how to truly communicate, listen and elicit with open minds. Our diversity on this planet is what makes us so beautifully colorful and special in the eyes of the Universe.

The media and their self-serving whores who fueled and rallied the world are very much guilty for the blood that was shed as well. They need to be hanged too. They want a World War III just because negativity and garbage sells. What good is the money in the world when we cannot eat our food and drink our water? What good is progress if the people in your neighborhood are sick? What good is wealth when your friends and loved ones are dead? Well, I personally have had enough clutter and stench. Let’s simply this planet. How about you?

Gaddafi may be a stern hothead, but he is also a good man for HIS people. Yet the media have fed everyone utter nonsense. He is not perfect for he has his own sins. Libya will deal with their Libyans. It is none of our business at this point. Let him handle his people.

YOUR LEGACY

But you and your legacy: Do you really wish to have another Somalia? A Rwanda? A Balkan? Why would you join these bandits who are supporting the rebels when IF they “win”, these 5 Clans will NEVER do what is best for the people? They will fight amongst themselves. Do not follow the mistake that Bill Clinton and the UN did in Rwanda by not doing what you could have prevented. Gaddafi’s leadership is much needed there, and there have been agreements now that is much better for all parties, and while the naïve people in the West can never understand, you must take the first step to not get involved with internal business affairs of any nation. You do not need to be a Police anymore and you don’t need to listen to these Warmongers egging you on. Enough is enough. This is not going to help your Presidency, only the fat greedy Bastards who fueled this. Your name is worth more than these illusions. The real enemies of Americans are IN your own backyard. You MUST weed them out. Tell your people. Your people will support you. Give them that credit. There is power in numbers. Let the American people know. You will gain their respect for standing for TRUTH. Trust, my dear friend. Trust in TRUTH, for the Universe calls you to step up to your true Destiny. It is the only way to usher the CHANGE your people want to believe in. Give them HOPE once more. You have time to rectify things. It is never too late make amends. People have more respect for people who are big enough to admit their wrongs. You already did that first step. Continue on the straight and narrow. It is not popular. But is that really the reason why you wanted to be President? I hope not, because if it is, then you shouldn’t be sitting there.

THE WORLD SAYS “ENOUGH!”

China, Europe, Russia, Germany, India, Middle East and the world will forgive this incident and we can all hug behind closed doors ☺. Putin spoke up, though afterwards call it personal by his country, that this is a medieval crusade. If he can do it out of the truth from his heart, why can’t you? You KNOW this is VERY wrong. While trust on all parties have been either severed or torn on many occasions, especially on this one because of Sarcozy’s greedy tantrums to save his face in his country, all can be fixed and healed if you and your country are willing to humble yourselves. We will and must deal with Sarcozy sternly. We are very sure that France will not want any further embarrassment. Certainly, what he has done yesterday in Saudi has put you in a very stressful position and your relationship is hanging on thin thread in that region. Having us almost killed by Sarcozy would have been very detrimental for all. You need us in the Middle East to iron this all out. And we were!!! We haven’t slept!!! Killing the TRUMF CARDS are not highly advisable. You get one of us killed, guess who is not going to be happy? You know well that when you kill the highest ranking officials on the planet, it will not be good for anyone because of those who will defend our deaths.

OOOPS, I NEED TO WARN YOU…

Well, I think it is only fair to warn you that not many hours from now, I hope you and your posse are ready because I am the Appointed and Mandated Person and the ONLY ENTRUSTED “JOURNALIST” who happens to be the Publisher/Founder of The Santos Republic who will release the OFFICIAL PRESS RELEASE to the world. We have already briefed the key parties and we got full support. We want this atrocities done by your Coalition to stop by tomorrow ASAP! As the Mandated One to speak and represent this Collective Voice, it is also therefore my MORAL DUTY to release the facts and the UNADULTERATED TRUTH as an Ambassador to Humanity and World, as a human being and as the Publisher of this start up news source to the world in the next few days.

We refuse to tear this planet apart over some silly oil! Again! Come on! I’m still sore from these rebels destroying the Egyptian Antiquities! 4000 Coptic Christians and 58 Coptic churches? Gone! OMG! I tried to salvage the Egyptian ones and I had to cry that I can’t glue them together!!! You how angry that makes me feel considering I’m possibly one of the most resourceful person on the planet besides my brother? They’re SO destroyed. If we didn’t intervene, these people would have destroyed the second oldest Cathedral in the world! I am still not done grieving of what you did to every Antiquity stuff in Iraq!!! My Very Old Soul and love for archaeology and antiquities is hurting very badly. Yeah, with all the innocent lives dead, these artifacts ruined and stolen, relationships hanging in the balance in the Middle East, and my Romantic Courtship (well, we are not even going there), my heart is very broken these days. Are you really able to sleep? I can’t relax the last 2-3 months and now Auntie Elizabeth Taylor dead, I don’t know. I’m trying to keep my chin up. We cannot do this to each other anymore. Where is your heart, Barack? Is it attached to your conscience still or did you cut the cord when you sign your confidentiality papers as you became President?

Honor what you said in Egypt during your first year. We can all start from scratch if all of you are real honest, humble yourselves and be willing to truly want open dialog followed by tangible deeds for peace. The Royal House of Britain, and the noblest Elites of elites who want peace will be most grateful for such show of strength, courage and brotherhood. We owe to it humanity. We owe it to our families and friends. We owe it to our born and unborn. We owe it to our own honor as Guardians of this world. I am deeply appealing to your heart and Soul for we do not wish to get involved and use our muscle on this petty squabble. It will be disastrous for everyone if my group steps in. Would you let your grandmother or aunt go to War? Besides, it is quite rude to not let an old lady enjoy her tea in peace, don’t you think? I will have you know that Her Majesty is very much in outraged. Do you know how much restraining we have to do? Apropos, say goodbye to your colleagues. They won’t be around much longer. We will do everything in our power that JUSTICE is served and deal with them severely as soon as the OFFICIAL PRESS RELEASE gets out of my hands. We have enough countries now to end this in peaceful agreement. NONE of you can stop this engine we have been tirelessly working on the last few days. So I suggest, bow out now because the ball has been rolling without any of your knowledge. I’m a WOMAN. I do have a bag of tricks and I’m not afraid to use them 😉

Let us end this sanity. This NO LIFE ZONE (aka NO FLY ZONE) will be removed once we get all the official seals stamped. Kindly remove all the Warmongering Egos and SEND them EVERYONE home. Clean your own backyards. You have a lot of work to do with yours. Goodness sakes, I am very sure you have a lot of explaining to do already when we send America the bill. Uhm, Britain I think just had a heart attack with our preliminaries. France, well, their seniors and retirees may fill up all the hospitals next week due to financial depression. Americans? Well, good luck. You made your choices. Needless to say, this first BOMB of FACTS REPORT coming from my desk very soon is not going to be pretty for any of you, Coalition.

I leave you to your thoughts. Choose well and true, my dear brother. Never forget who you really are: A Human Being who is part of the WHOLE.

You are loved unconditionally.

With utmost sincerity,
Lady Michelle Jennifer

Cameron, my dear boy. Now, that I lashed out on your mentor, Sarcozy, you’re turn. Let’s cut the royal formalities and I will just say it straight the MJ Santos way. I want you to sit comfortably in your armchair and shut up. You’re going to have to get used to the fact that now that I am mandated, plus being appreciated as the fearless Ego Bitchslapper on the planet, you are going to swallow this because it is time for you to grow up, laddy. You cannot be tagging behind your mentally retarded mentor Sarcozy like a naïve puppy. Cute, but not in governmental matters. I’m quite sure, you figured out by now he is not healthy for you and your career. Also, I know the propaganda hype, “Join the war, if you want to be a man” may work in fooling many young men to be recruited for World War II. However, I must say in this instance, “Join the war, if you want to be a real Prime Minister” is not the best mantra to embrace. Yeah, just bear that in mind if there is a next time, but the British people will not forget your nincompoop leadership. They asked for CHANGE, what the hell you gave them? Are you SO drama-horny? My cat is more responsible and got class than you are! You know, she wipes her paws after using the bathroom? She should be your mentor!

Do you realize how much restraining we have to do on our part to calm down the Queen???!!!! Dude, I think it is very disrespectful to disturb an old lady’s tea time and restrain her from not going to war so we can haul your ass home, don’t you think? You need to pick up your toys and go home. You need to run the country. THAT was your job. Not goof around like a groupie!

What the fuck are you thinking?! It’s your first year of being a Prime Minister and the British people elected the Tories because they’re tired of the Labor Party and Gordon Brown’s incompetence! Geez man, Brown drove your country’s finance to the ground already and his imbecile idea of inflated stimulus packages gave many people headaches around the world! The AVERAGE PEOPLE are drowning in debt because of that arse! Yes, AVERAGE FOLKS. You know, those people who work 2-3 jobs and kill themselves over measly wages so they can feed their families? And you go prancing around spending 50-60 million pounds over your playtime with Sarcozy following him like a clueless puppy dog because playing OIL MONOPOLY sounds cool?! That’s a bit steep just to make sure you got a little ribbon prize for being the FIRST Western World Leader in Libya with a Savior-Complex?! Why can’t you do what executives like us do, USE THE PHONE! That is such a backward thing to do for a Conservative Politician to waste money over asking Libya to extend the British Petroleum contract, don’t you think? I know Sarcozy needs to save his ass because of his financial scandal, but for crying out loud, what the hell were you thinking, man?! The Queen ASKED you to serve HER Government. She gave you HER trust and you squander HER and HER PEOPLE’s money! Didn’t your parents teach you manners at all?! What gave you the right to just spend monies that are not yours like that?! Use YOUR damn credit card next time.

I know being selected as Prime Minister and leader for your Conservative Party is supercool because it looks great for your curriculum vitae, but we KNEW you were not mature enough for the Leadership job. Still, we gave you a shot. Well, it shows and this you cannot just brush with smooth PR army anymore.

YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO HER MAJESTY THE QUEEN, THE ROYAL HOUSE OF BRITAIN, the ENTIRE UNITED KINGDOM and HER TERRITORIES! DAMN, you are a disgrace to ALL CONSERVATIVES! No, we cannot have any of this! You’re lucky we have to go through the political process. If there isn’t? I would fire you now! But don’t worry. You will be. Call it torture. Beautiful, isn’t? We will make sure you got no job before Christmas. Summer, even better. Yeah, instead of receiving your checks for oil delivery this summer, you’ll get welfare!

The three of you need to go into a rehab: A combination of Economics 101, Foreign Policy for Dummies, Basic Mathematics, Finance (with special emphasis on HOW TO BUDGET), MANAGEMENT and LEADERSHIP 101, Anthropoly, Sociology, International Cultural Communications, Arab Studies, and I will personally make you memorize the Art of War by Sun Tzu and some Confucian Analects! Hillary will have to do extra homework too, since she is very much far behind on Foreign Policy. All of you need and must catch up on your courseworks! Then you need personal tutoring on me HOW TO BEHAVE AND BE A REAL HUMAN BEING! Gosh, you all go to your churches and do remember: THOU SHALT NOT KILL? Which priests advised you: KILL EVERYONE, PLUNDER and SELL? Give me their addresses. I’m ready with my razor blade and shave someone’s head! I’m going to make a monk of him and send him to Tibet! You may join them because ALL OF YOU need to reflect and meditate over your lives! Your Egos are way too much! Sarcozy needs some Anger Management and extra psychological treatment for his mental disorder. I may request that when we send him to jail. I’ll send it for his birthday! With you?
Europe is already struggling with GDPs and they are down 140-162%! You keep nagging everyone to join your little damn Medieval Crusade, Tanzania and South Africa will be richer by summer! France alone will be billed $4 billion for all the damages. I sure hope you got a good calculator because you’re about to get a very hard bitchslapping by the Queen. I’m sure you have read the OFFICIAL STATEMENT from the Royal House of Britain about her outrage. Yeah, those words? No, they were not from the Communications Advisors. They were HERS! We had to clean it up a bit. The Queen doesn’t easily get ruffled because of her strength and very dignified demeanor. So you KNOW based on what HER QUOTE, you’re in BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG trouble, boy.

Do you know how BAD it would have been for you if you got both us royals and First Level Ambassadors (the highest ranking officials) on the planet killed?!! Gawd! You 3 fuckers have put all our lives (and the ENTIRE PLANET) in danger with your trigger happy fingers and asinine leadership!! You’re world leaders now. Think with your brains, not with your dicks and wallets!

Get a dictionary! When you use ”humanitarian” in a sentence, that means there has to be HUMANS in it. But you boys are leveling the entire damn country and making it as a NO LIFE ZONE and just spare the oil. So what were you thinking? Kill the Libyans and have the French, British and American military extract the oil? Well, that may have worked in Iraq because I wasn’t seasoned to tackle you boys. I was observing you. But now that I am mandated to step up because I’ve been groomed enough and mature for leadership, the hell you all are going to be doing the same shit again! No more killing of women, children and animals. I get VERY angry when they are the first casualties of your childish wars! ENOUGH BULLSHIT!

Consider this a personal rant and bitchslap. Don’t worry. This time NONE of you will dare tell me that I’m a woman having PMS (besides you men have worse PMS than I am!). You all better choose your words wisely when you speak to me after my birthday. I am not a child anymore. I am your superior! I know your Egos are squirming because it is humiliating to answer to a ”little girl”, huh? Well, suck it up, boys. This ”little girl” is ALL GROWN UP and now given a BIGGER STICK. As I’ve always said, a WOMAN’s best position is CEO. That hasn’t changed. I like what I do and I am damn good at it. I’m not going to tolerate anymore machismo talk. I’m going to have you all treat ALL WOMEN AS EQUALS and YOU ARE GOING TO LIKE IT (!!!), otherwise…hmm…use your imagination.

You will get our OFFICIAL MEMO that we are in the process of giving the entire British Parliament. I strongly advise that you pack up your toys, reflect and meditate what you’re going to say for yourself on your way home, and start packing your office. There’s a NEW SHERIFF in town and I get VERY BITCHY when I don’t get any sleep for 2-3 months. You people may have even fucked up my love life now, you’re making me rush and feel stressed about my own inauguration, and we had to move the date. Now, I’m missing my own birthday tomorrow because I have to be 40,000 ft in altitude. You know, I HATE IT when unnecessary job nonsense interferes my personal affairs and one of you has to pay for the damages done to our Private Boeing – MY MOBILE HOME! Yeah, I am blaming it ALL on you, Dysfunctionals. Expect our company invoice!

– Lady Michelle Jennifer

That’s it! I’ve had it with all your greedy Egos, Coalition and your media and political lying whores! Enough is enough! My damn Boeing is damaged from all your bombings, and I am still sore with the 28+ children you’ve killed, and 1200+ civilians thus far. Before we unleash the OFFICIAL PRESS RELEASE to the world leaders, the mainstream media and humanity to pull down your pants and show YOU are the BARBARIANS and that Gaddafi has not touch ANY innocent civilian at all, I need to rant because I am VERY cranky! I have no sleep for weeks. You fucked up my inaugural dates and it is already March 26, thus I am going to be missing my own birthday! It’s a good thing that Her Majesty the Queen of England wants us to come home today and sent us air escort because you goddam trigger-happy Psycho Frenchman are going whacko with your missile attacks. All because you are damn scared that a WOMAN is about to have you castrated and expose you to the world. No, you cannot silence TRUTH anymore. I will not allow it. NO MORE LIES. Now that The Santos Republic is alive, it is my moral duty as First Level Ambassador, Royal and Publisher to give TRUTH to the world. THAT is our goal. THAT was my dream and I will make it happen. After my ranting here, the OFFICIAL PRESS RELEASE will be forthcoming. Then the OFFICIAL ARTICLE REPORT of what truly happened in Libya that respective world leaders are reviewing right now. My own photos and facts cannot and will not be disputed by your propaganda makers. I got several ALL ACES on my corner. So, this will be over soon and what you 3 have done have further damaged your relationships to the rest of the world. Good luck with that, because I am SO pissed right now, I am not inspired to help any of you. You 3 are going down.

My time has come, Dark Ones. You can’t stop me anymore. TRUTH is bulletproof. TRUTH will prevail. No more letting your warmongering greedy Egos feed this planet with fear and control. I refuse to raise a new generation of Sheeples. So, I suggest you sit down because I have separate messages for all 4 of you:

LIBYA: Stop bombing my Boeing home, You Sarcoz-ick Twat!
LIBYA: Cameron, dear Boy…
LIBYA: Tsk,tsk, tsk, Obama..
MIDDLE EAST: READ your Foreign Policy for Dummies book, Hillary!

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Yo, Mr. Hyperactive Bling-Bling President “Super-Sarcoz-ick”!

Let me break this in a language that even the youth of today can understand because I want everyone to be on the SAME PAGE based on TRUTH for once. Because people ask the same questions of WHYs, then you Bastards counteract with answers and even use the tactical “let’s respond with a counter question” that even hippos pass out and start snoring. Ah yes. We know the Sheeples have little retention spans. You did successfully programmed their selective brains since childhood especially the last few decades for them just go buy McDonald’s or microwave food, grab the TV remote and continue with the droning wisdom of Reality TV shows. Then add internet social networking and nifty mobile apps to pre-occupy themselves more like ADD on steroids so they don’t really pay attention to how much you control their daily lives.

FUCK YOU, YOU GODDAM WARMONGERING CONTROL FREAKS! FUCK YOU! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU!
FUCK YOU, YOU GODDAM WARMONGERING CONTROL FREAKS! FUCK YOU! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU!
FUCK YOU, YOU GODDAM WARMONGERING CONTROL FREAKS! FUCK YOU! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU!

There. I needed that. My Boeing has so much damages because you goddam asshole have been trying to kill me with your missiles the last 3-4 days! You are such a sorry ass loser, I tell you. Yeah, you’re about to get slammed by woman in the world stage, Mr. Macho man. Suck my dick!

I know you are very much plagued of the fact your polls are really low, and since you run your Presidency by the daily news cycle like people in Hollywood, you figured Libya is your winning public relations golden lottery ticket that can save your ass, thus drummed up of what you French call la grandéur by selling a “noble cause war founded on modern human rights”. Well, sure. It sounds fantabulous because this may be your Gen. Charles de Gaulle (the founder of your Fifth Republic) moment, the primary raison d’être of your being a head of state. Ooh, glory, right? Yay. O_o.

Little do people know that the real reason is that you need this War to save your ass from going to jail because you took illegal money contribution from your rich French woman in exchange for evading taxes. I mean, come on. She earns X amount of billions and she can’t spare a few % to help your aching economy?! How much money do you really need? I’m personally looking forward how to productively spend mine. But there are too many Egos and anything good I do out of the love from my heart is rarely appreciated nor taken great care of. Everyone is mostly thinking about themselves, not to serve others. Everyone can’t even say thank you when they’re blessed by someone like me. I learned to test people and the little things matter, so when they show consistent lack of respect, esteem of me, ungrateful and unappreciative, I don’t bless them. I don’t give anything to the ones who feel they are entitled. No encouraging of Egos from my end. No, thank you. Had enough of that all my life. Time to really elevate the good Ego-less, responsible, reliable and of pure hearts who want to change the world with me. Where they are? I’m keeping my eyes open. Not many are standing out.

So, you let your friends go to jail for you instead. You’re such a fucking snake, you mentally retarded Chauvinist! Nah, we will make sure that after we clean this mess, JUSTICE WILL PREVAIL. Furthermore, you’re such a damn contradictory pig when you decided to expel the Rom people last year. Are the Scots or the Campanians or to ban the burqa in public places today like you French forbade religions 200 years ago, next? It’s such a pity that without fail you people tend to forget about the “égalité” and “fraternité” that your revolution taught the whole world … Damn, hypocrites!

TO THE KIDS READING THIS: Chauvinism is a manifestation of excessive and aggressive attachment towards nationally-identifying values typical to France. In fact, the term itself is French in origin and form and refers to Nicolas Chauvin, a legendary Napoleonic hero-cum-fanatical nationalist who performed in the Cogniard brothers’ operetta “La cocarde tricolore”.)

I remember when you first ran, your Presidential platform was “to revitalize the French economy and revive the work ethic, promote new initiatives and fight intolerance”. In foreign affairs you also promised a strengthening of the entente cordiale with the United Kingdom and closer cooperation with the United States. (Well, that part was a given. Your hero is Tony Blair because he can sell himself to the media and of course, your side nickname ‘Sarko the American’ is self-explanatory). Sounds SO dreamy. SO ……. recycled.

I know you want a continued view by your people that you are a skilled politician, full of political innovation and have the willingness to “make a dramatic break” and “restore authority”. Oh which Ego wouldn’t want such “image”?We all know that crisis and risk quickens your pulse and whets your appetite. But don’t you think doing an Imperialistic Rambo “Christians against Muslims” Crusade is too primitive theme of a foreign policy? Hello! America is already doing that! You’re the French! You pride yourselves as snobs. So give me something better!

Can’t you guys come up with something fresh for a change other than pull another Colonialistic theme party in Africa? As a Conservative Politician, your reasoning and execution is quite whacked. “Get rich and be merry”, that is the motto of you, Medieval Crusade King, right? Did I get the correct memo or was that just political gossip? I don’t like gossip, so when you dare admitting to the Europeans what you are doing, tell it to my face? I’d appreciate that. Hmm, I think I may have to write an elementary version of Classical Liberalism for you to break it all down because clearly, you cannot read between the lines. I have no children of my own yet, so I have time to teach you a few things before I start nesting this year or so depending on how my love life turns out. I can practice on you first before I do my world lectures. Since leading a big country like France does make you a bit busy, just let me know. I’ll check in my appointment book and I am very willing to pencil you in for a good bitchslap.

Child, Prime Minister Putin opposed air strikes on Libya and called your childish military operation as “medieval calls for crusades”. Did you miss that history lesson in High School? On the contrary, you must have secret love over that part of our humanity’s dark history. Hello!!! It is the 21st Century! I know you’re all manly man and everything (and it is obvious by your actions because you’re all about aggression), but as a woman in my position, I detest the Medieval marketing LIES that have been sugarcoated as “romantic”. I plan to teach humanity that the overt suppression of women’s role as property in our societies were very much dictated by the 12th Century! I do not want to go through 21st Century having programmed primitively conditioned children being taught that bullshit again that women are under men or a second class citizen because that is “God’s intended purpose”! The Universe explicitly practices yang (masculine principle) and yin (feminine principle) on EQUAL footing! We need ENERGY BALANCE on this planet once and for all! 6000 years of putting women below you men is enough powertripping, right? I know you’re scared shitless of us WOMEN because WE are supposed to lead too! You know damn well that we are VERY capable of doing that because we are nurturers. Honestly, I am quite tired of you boys destroying and making a mess around here and I have to clean up after you. Come on! Can Momma MJ have a little birthday party next week? I deserve a little break too, don’t you think? I didn’t get all that education and training to be your cleaning lady! I know it really irks you that the REAL carrier of the genealogy is the woman, huh? Hey, it is NOT our fault that the mitochondria in all our cells selected us, “second class citizens”. Oh, but you Ego Freakazoids will not want to open any person’s eyes and take their personal sovereignty and power back, otherwise, you’d have half of the world’s population on revolt and bomb your house.

You said you were against the war in Iraq and that it was “morally right and politically wrong”. Oh, is that why you were congratulating yourself for what you French call, your “diplomatic blitzkrieg” by pushing through UN resolution 1973 illegally against Muammar Gaddafi, violate the sovereign rights of his country and people because you want a bigger and badder war where you will officially declared as the Supreme Leader of the “Free World”? Whoa, hold up. Wait a minute. “Free”? What “free”, you Control Freaks? You mean “controlled” and “policed” more than usual, right?

FUCK YOU, YOU GODDAM WARMONGERING CONTROL FREAKS! FUCK YOU! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU!
FUCK YOU, YOU GODDAM WARMONGERING CONTROL FREAKS! FUCK YOU! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU!
FUCK YOU, YOU GODDAM WARMONGERING CONTROL FREAKS! FUCK YOU! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU!

Yeah, I needed that too because you made a mockery of our World Constitution all because you greedy Bastard need money to pay your bills! So you bullied the world leaders with your tantrum. What a man, you are! Woohoo! O_o.

And what the fuck is this “the heads of the armed forces of France, Britain and America were in close coordination. Our counterparts were kept up to date on all our intentions and did not show any objections” PR sound bite bullshit???!! What a fucking LIE! You boys can’t even make up your minds over what to call this damn operation!! You’re worse than my fickle romantic love courtship scenario right now! What’s it going to be? Harmattan, Operation Ellamy or Odyssey Dawn?! Did you know that the British General called me and my possé frustrated because all the commanding Generals and their subordinating officers are all asking us while looking at each other of what to do because there is NO LEADERSHIP?! There is no goddamn unified chain of command for the operation! Get a clue, bozo! That is why there’s dissent from Germany, Turkey and Norway! Then you don’t want NATO to handle this NO FLY ZONE as majority of the nations want because it “would send the wrong message to Arab nations”? Did you notice that Germany and Turkey do NOT want NATO to carry on the bombing campaign against Gaddafi’s forces? Do you not have any emotional intelligence at all, Mr. Clueless??

We refused and abstained from this NO FLY ZONE from the beginning because WE all know what is up and God forbid the world finds out what really is going on. So let us PLAY PRETEND that it is to protect the civilians that YOU, yourselves are killing and bought every damn media and political analyst whore you can find to support your agenda that this is all based on “a perfectly legitimate humanitarian motive” and based on “shared democratic values”. Yeah, right. That is why you bombed my “humanitarians” last night. That fits the “motive” portion. Check. Good, boy. Here’s a lollipop!

Alright, so your courtship to Gaddafi didn’t work out. You offered to sell Libya €100 million of weapons and build a nuclear power plant. Yeah, I like the Bedouin tent you did at the Elysee Palace to make Gaddafi feel at home. My romantic side loved that. But see, let me teach you something about courtship. You don’t do things in order to manipulate someone’s heart. You do things because you love them and you give it freely. It is a self-expression. So, when the Libyan leader later refused to join your pet project, Union for the Mediterranean, on the grounds that it would wreck “the unity of the Arab League”, you don’t bomb him because he has morals and you don’t. Ugh! Dear boy, I sure hope you treat your beautiful wife well because the manifestations of your heart is undesirable. You have a lot to learn about relationships and how to cultivate it. You win love with HONEY, not bombs. Duh!!!

Boys, there's cake on the table. Why must you always take the beautiful things for granted. Eat cake first. Bomb later.

I also like to keep my promises. My word is my bond and I like to keep my schedule. So I truly understand that when you came up with this “new branch of the welfare state” promise to the French people to provide care for old people and those with disabilities, you need to keep it on a timeline, and of course, if you don’t your ass will be severely fried more than usual. France has 1.1 million dependent old people, their numbers expected to grow by 1%-2% to the middle of the century, when the over‑85s could number 5 million. So you launched attacks on Libyan ground forces near Benghazi on Saturday without properly informing your allies because you have a summer deadline and you thought you speed up the process so your British Petroleum piece of the pie comes on time to fund your social welfare. Yeah, Libyan blood is less valuable than the French and oil so in your “brilliant” impatience, you go do a test bomb run on 1200 INNOCENT CIVILIANS at a University town under my fucking watch and then kill many children the first three hours when this NO FLY ZONE got “implemented” that they barely came near the children’s hospital wards and died!

Furthermore, why the fuck you bomb a VILLAGE and a University town? What, you guys feel that threatened over flying books?! Do you think that a Libyan VILLAGE has some underground super-high tech military facility? So you seriously think the CHILDREN will have powerful lunch boxes and books that will disintegrate any fighter jets upon throwing them up in the sky? Where the fuck did your French military get trained? The Nintendo Super Mario Academy?!! Oh, you think just because I am a woman, I can’t tell which fighter jets the French owns, the Rafale and Super Etendard ? Oh my bad. I forgot to tell you that I never played with dolls when I was growing up. I also can’t and will not fake it when WOMEN and CHILDREN are the biggest casualties of this war (AGAIN). It is always the case.

FUCK YOU, YOU GODDAM WARMONGERING CONTROL FREAKS! FUCK YOU! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU!
FUCK YOU, YOU GODDAM WARMONGERING CONTROL FREAKS! FUCK YOU! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU!
FUCK YOU, YOU GODDAM WARMONGERING CONTROL FREAKS! FUCK YOU! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU!

You ought to be castrated! Whew. I needed that for all the 28 dead children this past week and their innocent parents and STUDENTS that you, your possé and the media whores have chosen to cover your conscience with money and glory. Here’s NEWSFLASH: All this blood are in YOUR hands. I hope your monies are enough to soothe your psychotic selves. Shove it up your fucking asses!

Or how about when you killed our 14 United Nations staff from Italy, Germany and Norway? How about almost killing the TRUMFS in the Middle East relations at a Saudi border while riding cars all covered with United Nations flags and stickers? Hey Asshole! The NO FLY ZONE was to protect the SKIES and the civilians…why are you bombing everything that moves, especially us and VIOLATE the UN Resolution 1973? What a fucking military leader you are, Clueless Shithead!

FUCK YOU, YOU GODDAM WARMONGERING CONTROL FREAKS! FUCK YOU! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU!
FUCK YOU, YOU GODDAM WARMONGERING CONTROL FREAKS! FUCK YOU! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU!
FUCK YOU, YOU GODDAM WARMONGERING CONTROL FREAKS! FUCK YOU! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU!

THAT is for killing my friends, colleagues and staff members!

I know you want to make up for your clumsy handling of Tunisia and Egypt, but can you just get a simulation software game to practice foreign policy? If you’re a good boy, I can make you a custom-made cockpit you can sit in with built in PSP and even hire software developers to make Foreign Policy for Dummies specifically made just for you and Hillary Clinton before Christmas. That should give the two of you something to do when you’re bored while we grown up pros handle the real world affairs. God knows, you barely have any monies in your countries and you kids need to really understand Economics 101 that you should not spend what you don’t have. Sugar Daddy China is not stupid, you know. Stop going to other children’s sandbox and stealing their food and toys! Grow some spine and learn what hard work means! Isn’t that what you said in your speech immediately following the announcement that you won the French Presidential election results? You stressed the need for France’s “modernization, national unity”, and that you “will restore the value of work, authority, merit and respect”. In that very same speech, you wanted to “break with the ideas, habits and behavior of the past”. Geez. How much alcohol did you have that night? Were you drunk again when you gave that speech?!!

FUCK YOU, YOU GODDAM WARMONGERING CONTROL FREAKS! FUCK YOU! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU!
FUCK YOU, YOU GODDAM WARMONGERING CONTROL FREAKS! FUCK YOU! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU!
FUCK YOU, YOU GODDAM WARMONGERING CONTROL FREAKS! FUCK YOU! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU!

Ooooooooooooooooooooh, that steam felt a little better. But I really want to strangle you right now. Have you ever been physically bitchslapped by someone like me? Don’t worry. If you want, I am more than happy to oblige since I’m the best at what I do. I am sure your kinky side would like to be MJS-handled. Most of you do, but I am selective.

On August 2010, you proposed stripping foreign-born French citizens of their citizenship if they are convicted of threatening the life of a police officer or other serious crimes. Hmm, how about stripping yours off NOW and remove you as President effective immediately since you killing the INNOCENT CHILDREN is considered a serious crime against humanity?

I find it ironic that you came to prominence as mayor of the Paris suburb of Neuilly, when a madman with a bomb held a preschool classroom hostage. Do you remember when you entered the room, talked the bomber into surrendering, and emerged to waiting cameras with a child in your arms? I never got the secret memo if that was staged. But I’m beginning to wonder now after what you have done the last couple of days. After all, political strategists like me know how things are orchestrated behind every scene. This is why no journalists can cover what is going on there right now, because you don’t want to tell the world who really are the barbarians. Yeah, your highly bribed media whores are struggling to find real proof for civilian deaths done by Gaddafi so you have to give them some photo ops. Don’t worry, I’m keeping score so you can just wait for my FULL ARTICLE REPORT because I am still waiting on the exact head count of all the INNOCENT PEOPLE you meddling monkeys have killed.

I know you’re itching to get this all over with, but see, this is not a monopoly board game anymore. There are actually REAL LIVES involved? There is also this thing called POLITICAL PROCESS? You know, many people installed that type of “organization” as a symbol for RESPECT? You do know what RESPECT means and how it should be practiced daily, right? Cameron needs a vote of confidence from the House of Commons before going to war. Well forget him. I’m making sure of it. So forget your pet. He is toast.

Now, I know you got a very special position in that you control your National Assembly. And therefore you can act like the old Bourbon kings of France at your own pleasure. Then you have to drag Barack Obama. You do know the American presidency is not supposed to bear the regal trappings that go with executive office in France, right? Goodness, you can forget him too. He is toast. They have unleashed some of the dogs and it is not going to be pretty.

Are you 3 co-dependents? Man, how many 12 Step Program do I have to give you?! What the hell are you thinking bombing OUR United Nations cars at the Saudi border?! Don’t your pilots have 20/20 vision and proper equipment to see the GLARING United Nations FLAGS all over the damn cars?!!! Yeah, that was NOT so brilliant. YOU want to kill us. Of course! You don’t want the world to know you are an Evil Son of a Bitch worse than any damn Tyrant! Sovereignty, it has been said, is the power to declare an emergency. Are you really that impatient, Mr. Hyperactive? I think we need to cut down on your sugar and alcohol intake.

Yeah, it’s a “dramatic break” alright, but “political innovation”? Uhm, NO. Does your conscience truly feel that this is the best way to “revitalize the French economy”? It did “revive the work ethic” at least from your end because your adrenalin is pumping like crazy because for the first time you found a purposeful opportunity to write your name in the history books as some kind of Savior. Yep, that must be what you meant with “promoting new initiatives”. So is it safe to say that “fighting intolerance” means more for your personal gain because obviously, if you want to be the New Emperor of the Western World because taking Libya means you will own 60% of diesel oil that drives everyone’s cars on the planet. Yeah, your Ego won’t tolerate competition. Hell, your Ego hates me right now because I dare to put a mirror up your cocky arrogant French face. Actually, you ALL hate me because I refuse to lie. Well, I hate your Ego shallow parties. So touché! I like living my life in PURE TRUTH, LOVE, COMPASSION and REAL HONESTY. It is very lonely path, but someone has to walk it. I cannot stand being with the Sheeples and crowds more than 30 minutes.

Ooops, I am sorry. I forgot for a moment that I am a political strategist. I know you people like to shut down all your conscience when we are working, but see, I am a very flawed human being. I have too much love and compassion in my heart to my own detriment many times. It is also not that appreciated by many people.

Mr. “Skilled Politician” Boy, l strongly advise, as a global business executive since you don’t have any business skills and acuity, to send EVERYONE home, save time and taxpayers monies! You know, I started thinking about how your math doesn’t really make sense? To maintain this until next week, we calculated that you are paying $4bn which is the same amount that you are taking from your seniors whom you are promising the “welfare state”. So you figured to do a GAMBLE RISK with your senior’s monies: When you take the Libyan Oil by helping Al Qaeda and other terrorist insurgents, and British Petroleum pays you, you put back the same money in the French Treasury (plus take you little personal commission), then be the Savior of the day by stopping a PHANTOM EVIL VERSION of GADDAFI and then announce to the French people, “Here, I am now your Big Daddy because I kept my promise.”

See, we have a bit of a problem here. You didn’t see me coming. 🙂 If you really want to gamble, why not go straight to Las Vegas. They really could use some money. At least there, I am quite sure you would get much more out of it because this Libya Affair, when we unleash the facts, you are going to lose it all. Yeah, I’m sorry, boy. Game over. I cannot allow you running around here with your incompetence. I’m highly allergic to it, that is probably why I keep sneezing.

(JOURNALISTS and RESPECTIVE BIASED NEWSROOM EDITORS: You make me laugh. Gaddafi honored his promise to us. All his fighter jet planes are parked as we asked him to. Geez, media whores. Do some real reporting not make up news, will you?)

I suggest you and your Warmongering Possé start packing because no one will want to play with you anymore after I unleash the UNADULTERATED TRUTH VERSION about the FACTS of the Libyan and Egyptian Affair. Plus I don’t think you will have anymore careers and reputation in our little circle after this comes out. I mean after all, we MUST show how truly “skilled” you all are, Jerks. I know you Egos think that LIFE comes second to MONEY, but there are many of us that put value in what truly matters in life: RELATIONSHIPS. I’m sorry if that is unacceptable to you. But do I really care what you think of me? I like people. I prefer them alive. Maggots can’t carry any stimulating intellectual conversation, you know.

By the way, German Chancellor Merkel REALLY wants you to cut down on the hugging. It’s annoying her. Keep your hands to yourself. Also, you and your possés, get your noses out of other country’s INTERNAL business. Stop behaving like a damn spoiled child having a tantrum at a shopping mall, screaming your lungs out if you don’t get to play with your bombs, trucks and plains. No more playtime! You need a time-out! So off that Libyan floor, go to your corner and meditate over what you’ve done, little boy!

Goodness. Why do you boys keep delaying my Asia schedule? I need my best friend to be with me. We are already 2 weeks late! Do you know it is my birthday tomorrow?! I’m missing it. Do you know how much time and money I am losing from MY END? I have better things to do than babysit you children, you know. I need to get me a wife too, you know. While many of you can have someone for hire, I can’t do that! I want my True Love! But I’m so busy that you won’t let me go on a damn date! You’re SO selfish!

I still love and forgive you, even though you don’t deserve it. But since I am the one with the bigger balls, the bigger stick and the biggest heart around here, I need to rise above all this and speak up with all the wisdom and discernment I can and must muster. After all, I have to think about the welfare of our 7 billion everyday since EVERYTHING is INTERCONNECTED and WE ARE ONE.

Look forward to my FULL ARTICLE REPORT. I am specially writing it for you boys because I love you. You need discipline and seeing you are at the top, you need to learn that with great power comes great responsibility. You are not being good role models to the children of the world. I can’t have that, you Fuckers.

P.S. THANK YOU, RUSSIA and CHINA. The world needs to know how much honor and morals you both exude in this nonsense. NORWAY, DENMARK and the REST of the WORLD: Please pull out completely! You don’t need to be in this bullshit. Rise up. You’re better than this.